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	Types of farts

Farts serve useful purposes:

- They keep you from exploding.

- GREAT conversation starter!

- Create your own whirlpool bath.

- Kids LOVE them!

- They bring the biggest ego down to earth.

- They give you lots of room in an elevator.

- The make the dentist finish quickly.

- Emergency lighting (if you have a match).

- Great family activity.

- Keep mosquitoes (and dogs) away.