| These
are GREAT gifts for: |
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The
person who fired you. |
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An annoying
neighbor. |
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Your
mother-in-law. |
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Your
ex-wife (or her new husband). |
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That
used-car salesman. |
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The
guy (or gal) who dumped you. |
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| Details: |
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Delivery
via USPS Priority Mail (United States only) |
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Your
name does not appear (unless you request it) |
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Sent
from "FFS, P.O. Box [nnnn], Birmingham, AL" |
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Sealed,
inflated baggie containing our proprietary aroma
(all natural ingredients). |
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Option:
Include a personalized message. |
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Option:
Delivery confirmation. |
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