| The
Stealth Fart: |
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Can't
be seen or heard. Most effective in crowded rooms if you quickly
move away from the area of the strike. |
The Machine Gun Fart: |
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Characterized
by rapid stacatto blasts, sometimes lasting for 5 seconds or
more. People nearby may duck or fall to the floor when they
first hear it. |
The Olympic Sprinter Fart: |
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You
think it's going to be dry but it turns out to be wet. You can
tell when this one strikes because the creator's face turns
red, the eyes get big, and they sprint to the nearest bathroom,
sometimes knocking over lamps on the way. |
The Blast Zone Fart: |
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Overpowers
everybody within 25 feet. Great for clearing a crowd. |
The Man The Lifeboats Fart: |
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One
loud and powerful blast. You can have fun with this one on a
cruise ship. Watch them run for the lifeboats. |
Fartus Interruptus: |
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You
think it's finished, then it starts again in a few seconds.
And then again. Great for making carpet-bombing runs in a crowded
theatre lobby. |
The Man's Best Friend Fart: |
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After
releasing one, you smack the dog sitting next to you on the
sofa and yell, "Bad dog". Guests will think the dog
did it but the dog will never again sit next to you on the couch. |
The Gang Initiation Fart: |
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You
release this one after a cop pulls you over and you roll down
the window. Keep your hands in view so the cop doesn't think
it's a gun. |
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